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Poze iocu si iola - Europenii o fac mai bine (III)

2012-01-15T22:05:00.000+02:00

Ultima parte din seria pozelor iocu si iola - europenii o fac mai bine.
Vezi cum o fac si chinezii: partea I, partea a II-a.

Iocu Dunarea si parlamentul, iola Bastionul pescarilor, Budapesta.

Iocu ceardasul, tot acolo.

Iooooooooooooola opera. Budapesta.

Noicu noi insine in Budapesta, versiunea 1.0, cu creionul pe hartie.

Iocu statuia comunista in Szobor park, Budapesta. High five.

Io uitandu-ma la stanga in parc la Hofburg, Viena.

Iocu Monet-ul pe trepte la Albertina, Viena.

Io tavalindu-ma pe jos in parc la Hofburg, Viena.

Iola St. Stefan, cu luminitele. Viena.

Iocu lacatele de dragoste, iope podul Hohenzollern, iola Cologne.

Si doua iocu loco: iocu Afrodita, iola expozitia de statui de ceara, la Geologie.

Ultima, pentru cunoscatori, ioşca. Io şi calu', varianta "cu calu' intreg". La aceeasi expozitie.

Poze iocu si iola in China (II)

2012-01-15T21:30:00.000+02:00

Saptamana trecuta am facut o mica teorie a pozelor iocu si iola. Azi, partea a doua, tot chinezii, la ei acasa sau in vacanta.

Cinci iole concomitente. Nimic neobisnuit la Yuyuan Gardens.

Temple of Heaven, Circular Mound Altar. Toata lumea de acolo asteapta sa faca poza pe bulina aia din mijloc.

Iocu Mao, an all time classic, multiple player.

Iocu guanyin / avalokitesvara, iola Muzeul Militar din Beijing, sectiunea succesele poporului in poze frumoase.

Iocu Jintao, Jintaocu faclia sicu Mao.

Iocu tancu', tancucu tunu'. Doua ipostaze.

Io in trening cu ciresu'.

Mai fa doua-trei zeci, sa fie.

Iocu profesionist - iocu mireasa, noila Orasul Interzis.

Gata cu China, ne intoarcem in Europa. Asiatice in Piata Eroilor, Budapesta. Observam o abordare noua, mai degajata, a stilului iocu, iola.

Iola Schonbrunn, sobru, Viena.

Iocu cumparaturile de la Zara si Louis Vuitton, Viena, poza de renren.

Partea I, aici.
Partea a III-a, imediat.

Proteste - Piata Universitatii, 14 ianuarie 2012

2012-01-14T23:25:00.000+02:00

Cum sa faci poze iocu si iola (I)

2012-01-10T23:59:00.001+02:00

Pentru ca Mugurelu a pus zilele trecute niste fotografii din categoria "iocu" si "iola", simt nevoia sa intervin, cu exemplarele mele, cu atat mai mult cu cat in toate situatiile respective eram acolo, pandind din bezna (bezna obiectivului meu deloc luminos pe vremea aia, asa ca scuzati negrul cam negru).

Cum insa am adunat exajerat de multe iocu si iole, o sa le pun in doua episoade. Primul episod - China, locul unde fotografia iola a ajuns la gradul de arta. Iar cea iocu (iocu Mao, evident), la gradul de ideologie.

In China, imaginea iocu / iola e cu adevarat corecta si completa numai daca zambesti excesiv de larg si tii degetele de la o mana ridicate, ca pentru victorie (apropo, daca gaseste cineva pe internet o poza cu mine nedumerita si cu o chinezoaica suspect de fericita, cu degetele cracite in V, sa imi dea si mie linkul, sa vad cum e sa faci poze cu maimuta europeana si cu Mao in fundal). Se mai accepta si pozele de film, cu un umar in fata sau cu gatul stramb. E ideal sa atingi obiectul cu care faci iocu.

Sa incepem, deci, invatand poza iola perfecta prin exemple:

Iocu Mao cel mic si Marx cel mare; iola Muzeul Militar din Beijing:

Iocu mitralierele rusesti; iola Muzeul Militar din Beijing:

Iocu chioscul Kodak, iola gradina Yuyuan, Shanghai.

Iocu multiplu (nivelul 2 de skill), tot iola Yuyuan.

Iocu Jintao si Obama, tot iola Muzeul Militar din Beijing:

Ca soldatel chinezesc, probabil e musai sa iti faci cateva iocuri la iola Muzeul Militar. For future reference: link.

Urmatoarele doua sunt favoritele mele: Iocu țațele din sat, noicu Mao, noila Tiananmen, Beijing:

Detaliu:

Iocu Mao si drapelul, iola Tiananmen, varianta ţaţă de oras:

Iocu mine si cu Irene (iocu autoportret, nivel skill 3), iola Orasul Interzis. Musai sa vedeti si cadrul 5 de aici

Iocu ciresul clasic; iola Temple of Heaven.

Iocu magnolia (o alta ipostaza clasica); iola Yuyuan Gardens:

Iocu tata; iola acvariul din Shanghai; gestul cu degetele se exerseaza de mic:

Mai multe ioci si iole zilele urmatoare, stay tuned.

Update: Partea a II-a, aici.

Craciunistice

2011-12-30T21:11:00.000+02:00

I can see clearly now (II)

2011-12-19T01:06:00.000+02:00

Pentru comparatie, nemtii au globuri curate :-/

Zee Spinning Tops

2011-11-26T11:54:00.000+02:00

Mai multi titirezi in colectia de aici

Introducing Mercedes

2011-11-20T11:41:00.001+02:00

Manny visits Vienna

2011-11-16T22:51:00.000+02:00

Manny suffering from religious astigmatism in Central Cemetery in Vienna.

Manny and two blondes in Vienna.

Gloriette photobombing at Schönbrunn.

Manny is playing with autumn leaves in Vienna.

Mirror selfportrait with strange giant woman in the Toilet of Modern Art in Hundertwasserhaus village.

Klaun Kultur

2011-09-21T22:27:00.000+03:00

Buzludja, Bulgaria

2011-08-15T22:37:00.004+03:00

Mai multe fotografii si harta aici
Poveste si explicatii aici

Clowns galore

2011-07-31T12:43:00.001+03:00

Teaser

2011-07-30T16:14:00.001+03:00

Bathroom Boy

2011-07-23T11:13:00.001+03:00

Bathroom Boy, the soundtrack

doggy blues

2010-12-29T19:37:00.001+02:00

rusting together

2010-12-24T23:32:00.001+02:00

moo

2010-11-27T10:52:00.000+02:00

life's a beach

2010-11-21T10:16:00.002+02:00

autumn rag

2010-11-11T21:08:00.001+02:00

And the obligatory song: The Maple Leaf Rag

got stripes

2010-11-07T12:30:00.000+02:00

lunatic asylum

2010-11-03T09:44:00.001+02:00

the nights grew long

2010-11-02T09:09:00.002+02:00

and a wee song

pumpkin pile

2010-10-31T09:03:00.001+02:00

tea for one aka the muffin man

2010-10-17T21:51:00.001+03:00

stitch me up

2010-10-10T13:18:00.001+03:00

and then the rains came

2010-10-09T23:20:00.002+03:00

night reaper / nightmare

2010-10-03T20:45:00.003+03:00

The Tiger Lillies - Reap What You Sow

light painting take #1

2010-10-01T23:38:00.002+03:00

obligatory soundtrack:

Oomph - Das Weisse Licht

Bee's dead, baby, bee's dead

2010-09-25T09:03:00.002+03:00

Din categoria ideilor putine si fixe, check out older versions:

Alta ploaie, alta plasa, acum 4 ani si-o vara (I heart supermegamacro mode)

Inc-o ploaie si licurici facuti de mana omului

flying lessons

2010-09-24T09:29:00.000+03:00

Nantes on the rocks, please

2010-09-14T08:20:00.001+03:00

My first lil' movie, I'm so proud :)

In this video: George.

and the wind did moan

2010-09-13T22:07:00.002+03:00

aiurit si aburit

2010-09-02T00:04:00.006+03:00

inspired by

spin

2010-09-01T09:06:00.000+03:00

half evil

2010-08-31T09:32:00.000+03:00

see it large as sin

making of

2010-08-26T09:00:00.001+03:00

Monochrome

2010-08-25T09:52:00.001+03:00

cu Geo

Hello, BINGO!!

2010-08-24T08:25:00.004+03:00

nose honking: Geo

un motif nouveau se couper l'oreille

2010-08-22T20:53:00.004+03:00

soleil tourné avec Geo

finders keepers

2010-08-22T19:49:00.002+03:00

eyes on: Geo

foto: Geo, edit: yours truly

let's put a smile on that face!

2010-08-21T22:15:00.003+03:00

incoltit cu camera: Geo

aiurea-n tramvai

2010-08-18T07:54:00.000+03:00

feelin' kinda funny

2010-07-25T15:13:00.000+03:00

5

2010-07-13T21:25:00.006+03:00

Ieri a fost ziua blogului meu si m-am gandit sa-i zic la multi ani. 5.

Nu-s tocmai ce-ai numi un "blogger" si stiu ca de 2 ani il ignor din ce in ce mai des, nu mai scriu pe el de vreo 4 si pun poze din 3 in 3,14.

Dar mi-e drag de el, ca mi-a adus mereu prieteni noi (eu fiind tipul "ala" dubios care isi face mai intai prieteni online si abia mai tarziu isi face curaj sa-i si vada).

Ca tot veni vorba de prieteni, primul care m-a vizitat (si care a stiut de blogu' meu) a fost Eddie, pe care nu l-am intalnit inca, dar ii promit inca o data ca tot ajung eu in viata asta si in Australia.

Al doilea, venit pe aceeasi filiera a defunctului forum Spymac, a fost Geehumshriber aka the Cookie Monster, cu care vorbesc si azi si sper sa vorbesc odata si odata si live, in Damasc.

Ma mai citeau pe atunci (poate inca o mai fac... desi nu prea mai au ce) Lektorul, ri14 aka Netstalkeru' aka fcb, Painkilleru', Petrvs, pe vremea cand era CyberGolem, Roxa, Silviu, Monsoux, apoi Cip, apoi Andreiard, Octiliniu si Troniu.

5 ani, 4 camere foto si 853 de posturi de posturi mai tarziu (o sa mai tai poliloghia nostalgica, ca deja m-am plictisit de scris, probabil pentru ca de vreo 4 ani o fac zilnic, la job) ma uit inapoi si nu pot decat sa remarc "Of, ce poze proaste faceam si ce aberatii insiram. Oare ce cautati toti pe aici?". Dar cum toata lumea incepe de la macro de floricele si close up-uri de pisici... si cum eu n-am pisica, o sa inchid cercul cu poze cu catel, ca de-asta am, de doua zile (si doua nopti foarte scurte): meet Luca, zee beagle.

new kid in town

2010-07-12T08:35:00.000+03:00

Bad moon rising

2010-07-09T09:54:00.001+03:00

Muzica si Sonispherele

2010-07-01T23:33:00.005+03:00

Metallica

Manowar

Accept

Slayer

Megadeth

Alice in Chains

Stone Sour

Volbeat

Paradise Lost

Anathema

Orphaned Land

See the rest of the photos here.
Read about it here.

Wanna see some killer Rammstein photos? Check out what Iordache did (*sigh).

'Cause people grin when I come round

2010-07-01T09:02:00.002+03:00

map of your head

2010-06-21T21:39:00.000+03:00

Music in my eyes

2010-06-13T22:12:00.004+03:00

3.5 years of concert photography:

Update: damn flickr slideshow ruins photo quality. Better see it here. Don't stretch the images

the future is dripping good

2010-06-12T13:01:00.001+03:00

music of the spheres

2010-05-30T20:57:00.002+03:00

and a wee song:

2010-05-20T22:46:00.001+03:00

enter imaginarium

2010-04-20T23:36:00.002+03:00

sniff

2010-04-18T10:48:00.001+03:00

2010-04-13T00:27:00.001+03:00

I found my thrill on blueberry hill

2010-04-03T11:45:00.000+03:00

Rammstein, Belgrad

2010-03-25T08:53:00.003+02:00

Si-un video jalnic aici

la vie en cameleon

2010-03-13T20:53:00.002+02:00

the king of hearts, harvesting

2010-03-07T10:19:00.002+02:00

More about the king of hearts and other stories from the deck here (in Ro).

Azi am primit o oaie

2010-03-01T21:49:00.002+02:00

Cross breakfast

2010-02-14T11:16:00.002+02:00

Spooning leaves you bare-eyed

At night time butterflies sleep on orange flowers

2010-01-31T13:11:00.004+02:00

Butterflies in the stomach never sleep

red becomes you

2010-01-24T10:40:00.001+02:00

wipe your eyes, put on some lipstick

background story here

2009 pe FFW

2010-01-13T08:12:00.009+02:00

N-am mai scris "serios" pe blog... cam de cand am cazut din tren, dar m-a lepsuit Catalin cu un bilant/09; si pe oricine altcineva as fi refuzat, dar pentru ca am insistat atat sa-si faca blog, nu pot acum sa ii stric omului placerea unei lepse. Sa alergam, deci.

Ianuarie - dupa un revelion friguros la Berlin, am revenit cu zero chef de viata. Din fericire exista intotdeauna Zeemovies atunci cand ai nevoie de o realitate paralela.

Februarie - din clown ma transform in mim. Am dezvoltat o placere nevinovata pentru dungi si pentru viata monocroma.

Martie - a iesit iarba, am scos oile alb-negru la pascut. Am vazut AC/DC la Budapesta. Meh. Treaba asta cu concertele incepe sa ma oboseasca.

Aprilie - I grow old . . . I grow old . . . I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.


Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think they will sing to me. (*)

Mai - imi trece prin cap o idee.

Iunie - roadtripping prin Europa. Am vazut 12 orase din 5 tari. As fi ramas a l'Anvers, a l'endroit.

Iulie si august le-am petrecut destul de banal - un B'estfest care m-a stors de orice chef de fotografii, de muzica si de multime. Un tatuaj nou, o baie in mare. O vara ca oricare alta.

Septembrie - mare la Shabla, trenuri spre Sibiu, spelunking, turn of a decade.

Octombrie - o viata obisnuita, care se poate simti altfel daca o porti putin pe dos.

Noiembrie - dreadurile isi dau obstescul sfarsit sub foarfeca si intalnesc un om care sta numai cu spatele in fotografiile mele, cu ochii la intersectii.

Decembrie - something is wrong.

Ianuarie - start life with a smile, hi res. Giving up blue for red. No plans.

Ok... in afara de Deine Lakaien la Berlin, Rammstein la Belgrad, new camera, new lens, new portfolio, new tattoo, new hobby... ok. The plan is NEW.

Leapsa se duce in balarii.

tear here

2010-01-10T14:56:00.000+02:00

and so it ends.

2010-01-08T21:39:00.001+02:00

Rome. Jerome.

2009-12-19T19:28:00.003+02:00

wired up

2009-12-19T19:16:00.001+02:00

wired up, originally uploaded by -zeeny-.

So long, hair! (2)

2009-11-15T23:08:00.002+02:00

today:

one year ago, pre-dreadful condition:

same tune:

Putting it out of its misery

2009-11-14T12:39:00.002+02:00

Oomph! - Geborn zu sterben

Spiegelmann

2009-10-25T13:08:00.002+02:00

Madalin (1983 - 2009)

2009-10-01T23:54:00.001+03:00

Keep on choo-choo-chooglin'

2009-09-22T09:18:00.001+03:00

Biking @ Breaza

2009-09-14T21:28:00.006+03:00

Play the nice music and watch the excruciating pain* see how fun it was.

*their excruciating pain. Updates coming soon :)

Route: Breaza - Talea - Adunati - Facuti praf - Middle of fucking nowhere - OMG we're going down there?! - Campina, pretty much this one
~700m climb
~40km long
damage: tba

Aaaaaand we have updates:

Blitzkrieg

2009-09-10T22:22:00.000+03:00

Ramblin' men

2009-09-05T09:10:00.002+03:00

everyone has a summer

2009-08-23T23:53:00.001+03:00

I've been thinking for a while

2009-08-09T20:47:00.001+03:00

Vii mit ăghen

Underwater love

2009-08-02T19:57:00.001+03:00

Summer camouflage

2009-07-26T22:32:00.001+03:00

And we shall remain invisible, for we travel light

2009-06-30T23:38:00.001+03:00

Shady

2009-06-30T01:21:00.001+03:00

and each time i will come, each time i will be another

2009-06-28T21:04:00.001+03:00

An evening @ B-FIT in the street

2009-05-30T19:43:00.002+03:00

The already Legendary Pink Dots

2009-05-22T20:40:00.004+03:00

The not yet legendary pink dots

2009-05-03T18:04:00.013+03:00

La ultima am ramas fara rima :)

I love in your tragic beauty, The Legendary Pink Dots

take a break

2009-05-03T12:07:00.001+03:00

hallucinogen

2009-05-03T11:15:00.000+03:00

it just crossed my mind

2009-05-02T21:32:00.002+03:00

Can you bear some rough love?

2009-04-25T23:07:00.008+03:00

Spiritual Front - Love Through Vaseline

The Darkest Tour

2009-04-25T20:12:00.004+03:00

Cradle of Filth, Turisas & Moonspell.
More pics here
Wanna read about it?

you shall not grow old

2009-04-19T13:08:00.003+03:00

A first attempt for picturing the age in progress. Not happy with what came out so far, although I did manage to add some 15-20 years, but the damn wrinkles are not so easy to reproduce... as easy as they seem to appear in real life.

Original pic here - will be a good reference in 20 years, when I'll be busting my ass to PS the reverse age process ;-)

50% murder

2009-04-11T21:44:00.002+03:00

wuzzy

2009-03-28T11:18:00.003+02:00

Fuzzy

2009-03-27T09:23:00.002+02:00

Foto Safari pe Mosii Vechi

2009-03-15T16:37:00.008+02:00

Data viitoare nu vii si tu?

oi!

2009-02-07T18:00:00.001+02:00

soundtrack

edit: second soundtrack, the readers recommend :)

monochrome life #2

2009-01-31T19:28:00.002+02:00

monochrome life

2009-01-25T12:45:00.002+02:00