Thursday, August 23, 2007

Of all the idiotic ideas



^This^ tops' em all.

Facts:
- boredom period kicks in with every approaching birthday;
- must find surrogates for real changes;
- exhausted all mild possibilities: tattoo - check; hair color - check; nose piercing - check; eyebrow piercing - finally, check that too;
- must hurt myself to see if i still feel?;
- (self) mutilation will do just fine;
- conclusion: my common sense decreases with age. It's sad to make such discoveries about your own self. I must have a shitload of supressed frustrations i'm trying to cover up.

Is there a Freud in the house?

Facts about tongue piercing:
- hurts like hell.
- hurts like fuckin' hell.
- the whole thingy takes about 2 min.
- the pain dwells on and on.
- last solid food ingested: 4 days ago.
- thank god for blenders.
- mispronouncing T's, S's, Ch's.
- getting more and more spiritualized by every apple sipped through a straw. Idiocy comes with a price prize.
- taking turns in feeling like Demostenes, while babbling on the beach, with a mouthful of pebbles and like a big toothless baby drooling uncontrollably.
- surpassed hunger. Working on how to quit breathing, too.
- ouch.
- slaps forehead.

7 comments:

  1. If it don't hurt, it ain't done properly

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  2. mai vrei sugestii? am vazut la sziget un baietel care avea limba despicata in doua. just for fun :P

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  3. foarte dragut :P

    dar nu de idei duc lipsa, ci de frână in aplicarea lor :))

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  4. I see :-D
    I hope you learnt the lesson ;-)
    Hey, i'm getting older too, but there are other ways of overcoming that!
    For example: making the clown

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1266/685884700_7b744513a0.jpg

    Nice blog, i'll pop by again; just invite me to some coffee next time!

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  5. I feel the same sometime, especially not when I'm near my 30s. But shooting more does the trick. Also, a sudden and whole shift of my career helped a lot ;)

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  6. No pain, no gain !...but look on the bright side..mega happy boyfriend, brilliant blowjobs :)!!!!..lucky guy :)..

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